Alvin, Simon, or Theodore?

I am sitting here reminiscing about Dead Animal Tuesday. Remember those? Where I kept finding dead animals in my yard on Tuesday mornings when Andy was working out of town. Why would I be fondly remembering something so disgusting you ask? Because Dead Animal Tuesday is much better than Live Animal Wednesday. That's right I said live animal. Last night as I was watching the billionth hour of the olympics I saw something out of the corner of my eye. When I looked up there was a critter looking at me. I'm not sure if it was Alvin, Simon, or Theodore. He didn't stick around to chat after he heard my ear piercing scream. I woke Andy up... he didn't act surprised. He has apparently seen our chipmunk friend before. In our house. Hiding under our couch. They are friends. I made him tape up the vent that Chip uses to get in the house. It's not pretty but I'm not into living with rodents. As we were taping up the vents a big scary bug came out of the fireplace itself. There is a nest of big scary bugs living in there. Not to mention the skunks out back. Not one or two skunks but a whole tribe of them. So here's my question-Didn't I move to the big city? I'm not living in Sherwood Forest here people! I've never encountered so many skunks, bugs, and rodents as I have here.